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whacksack 

A plastic bag used to carry drugs usually methamphetamine.
Billy lost his whacksack yesterday and he is still out there crawling around looking for it.
whacksack by Phil Mypipeup January 31, 2009
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Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
Whackerbating by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

Whackterbate 

v. To manipulate one's schlong in order to produce, or reproduce, or rereproduce an emission.
Hey, why did Patrick drink half a bottle of NyQuil?

-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.
Whackterbate by Davdav2000 December 15, 2011

Shit Whacked 

The expression someone has on their face when surprised,astonished,or just plain stupid.This expression resembles the look as if that person was smacked in the face with a large log of shit on a stick.
Matt: I don't act like i'm cool because all I want to do is smoke and drink.

Ryan: Yea you do dude, your either just really stupid or shit whacked.
Shit Whacked by Jackovasaurus October 16, 2008

the whackness effect 

(n): the state of mind during/after 24hrs of red bull ritalin and cigarettes.
1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!

(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow

Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.

the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!

2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium

Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka

(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!

3) (v):

President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.
"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"
Weed Whacker by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015