v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room
by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004
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-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.
-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.
by Davdav2000 December 15, 2011
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A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
by ghoof June 11, 2006
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Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
by ghoof June 11, 2006
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2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions
Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.
Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist
Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist
by one4the$ August 23, 2009
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Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011
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