whackterbate

v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room

Matt Mabe whackterbates every day that I've known him.

by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004

Whackterbate

v. To manipulate one's schlong in order to produce, or reproduce, or rereproduce an emission.

Hey, why did Patrick drink half a bottle of NyQuil?

-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.

by Davdav2000 December 15, 2011

whacksturbate

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate

1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions

Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.

Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist

by one4the$ August 23, 2009

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"

by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

Whakerbate

The Combination of whacking off And Masturbation..

well yesterday i was whackerbaitin and my mom walked in.

by Sterhelio July 28, 2004