Human Jumble Sale

A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.

How would you like to be my future jumble?

by The Director August 19, 2003

human pouch

An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories

A: Dude, where did that gun go?
B: Shit A dawg, mans dun put it in his human pouch, yo
A: Word

by Ace Rodgers December 25, 2007

human killer

when somebody lies about everything for attention, they may lie about such things as killing people, being the number one kung-fu ist in the world, and also losing your virginity at the age of four

oh for fucks sake human killer is coming over

by piju2piufvwer July 6, 2009

humaculous

When something is humongous and immaculate.

"The Titanic was humaculous before crashing into the iceberg."

by McDonnie the Matador August 14, 2009

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Humapal

A human that is a companion to an Anipal, or a human that is tolerant toward the Anipal community.

Cletus, a humapal, often donates his time and money to the Anipal Legal Defense Team.

by BusterMcGee July 19, 2010

Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.

Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.

by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011