Skip to main content

National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).
Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
National Joshah shoot your shot already day mug front
Get the National Joshah shoot your shot already day mug.
See more merch

shoot a fairy 

Woa dude i just shot a fairy. (wade)
shoot a fairy by your master January 13, 2005

scoot ass 

Woah that scoot ass is sexy
scoot ass by someone July 7, 2003

shoot the boot

to drink said beverage from classy footwear.
"shoot, shoot, shoot the boot, shoot, shoot, shoot the boot"
shoot the boot by Randy Vegas June 25, 2007

shoot the breeze 

When a woman wears no panties, crotchless
You gotta let loose, go crotchless shoot the breeze
Susie was a Floozey she loved to shoot the breeze during family functions
shoot the breeze by Pakhumps August 24, 2017

scootin' around

To act in an aimless, random, and desultory way. To make rash and stupid decisions for a comic effect. To neglect one's duties while acting in a retarded manner.
Similar phrases: "goofing off", "jackin' around", "horse-playing", and "messin' around".
1."I heard Scott drove into a pole the other day."

"How'd he manage to do that?"

"Well, he was just scootin' around."

2."How'd you catch your pubic hair on fire?"

"Scootin' around."

3."I heard Kevin drove on the wrong side of Richmond Road."

"Just scootin' around I guess?"

"No, he's just a complete idiot."

shoot the bed 

amazing phrase that austin mahone's computer and savieeclairemay made up on the twitterverse. it could mean anything.
gosh darn just shoot the bed already
shoot the bed by MimiMahone May 19, 2012