Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard

"Oh my god you're such a maltard"

by Tomm0 July 6, 2005

magtart

Another name for mudlarks, the small black and white birds found in western australia

Aaah were being attacked by magtarts!

by Brookolas December 17, 2005

mastadevin

A person who wrestlers with past fraternity affiliations and struggles to maintain the appearance of professionalism and maturity. Meanwhile, he is consummately at the whim of his fraternal constitution, and provided the slightest trigger (a Huey Lewis song on the radio, or any mention of tequila) and he will lapse into old ways - activities involving binge drinking, Muslim hate speech, or consensual sodomy.

He prefaces most (if not all) statements with "There was this one time...", and often takes for granted that your short-term memory is as lacking as his.

He alternately idolizes Tucker Max and Hunter S. Thompson, and wildly extolls the literary merits of the only author he's ever heard of, Chuck Paliniuk.

His understanding of human relationships, suffering, and joy is through the prism of drinking games; his morality is informed by the gospel of "Family Guy."

Bob is such a straight-laced, stand-up dude. Hard to believe he's a mastadevin.

by TonyComo6969 August 13, 2010

Master Tina

A powerful bossy outspoken woman or wife who has total control over her husband or male partner who are usually weak men.
A Master tina will often deny intimacy to her sex starved partner,unless she's recieves generous gifts in return,and even then it's no guarantee that she'll give it up.

Hey man, I heard Tony got beat up by master Tina because he asked her for a blow job.

Boy,Kathy really pulled a master Tina on her husband last night.He bought her a new car for some sex.

by jonnybagodonuts December 7, 2011

Master Wanker

It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.

After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.

by The "Master" Baiter August 22, 2011

masta-chefing

Pronounced as per masterbate. A reference to the TV Show 'Master Chef'. Cooking, or discussing cooking in a pretentious and self indulgent manner. A cooking wanker.

i couldn't stand the way he was masta-chefing. What's wrong with cheese on toast?

by timetrialer69 December 16, 2011

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017