monkey wash 

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.

Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!

monkey wash by Las Pilas October 10, 2020

monkey business 

Monkey Business, business run by monkeys.

The term derives from ancient civilization (300,000 B.C.) when monkeys ruled the earth. They created a social climate that consisted of a modern day government system. The civilization was ran by a Democracy with voting and and various taxes. To combat the taxes put into place by the tyrannical government, many monkeys band together to create a trade system to raise enough money (currency consisted of various s types of bananas,) to pay the taxes put in place by the Government. The Term 'monkey business,' was a derogatory term used by the higher class of monkeys to shame the working class of monkeys who ran the economy.

"Damn this business is monkey business"

monkey business by ddubsstarr February 9, 2022

Monkey In the Middle 

When two white guys sandwich a fat black girl while she goes between them catching their ballsacks.

Last night we played monkey in the middle with Lizzo.

Monkey In the Middle by Hardsocks19 February 15, 2023

monkey navigated 

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

monkey navigated by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

monkey monkey sal 

a female who is particularly monkey-like in many ways. an affectionate nickname for a girl who may or not not be related to monkeys.

'hey, look, its monkey monkey sal'

monkey monkey sal by Eddybean May 2, 2005

monkey shoe 

v.) when a monkey puts a horseshoe on a donkey

that chick can monkey shoe. she has a donkey.

monkey shoe by Marc randall III January 14, 2008

Monkey Wank 

The act of masturbating whilst making loud monkey noises, such as 'ooooh eeeh ah ah ah oooh ahh ahhh!'

''Christy was screaming last night in his room. I think he was having a monkey wank!''

Monkey Wank by PdizDog November 27, 2011