collins syndrome

The inability to take a poop with your shirt on.

The uncontrollable urge to remove your shirt while pooping.

He cannot poop with his shirt on, he must have Collins Syndrome.

by Science.org January 10, 2023

Collinism

A condition describing one that is pale as a ghost, but not albino

Collin has Collinism because he is pale.

by anonymous March 29, 2023

collinate

n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.

Elon is trying to collinate Mars … with his own children that he is spawning.

by batterology July 18, 2024

Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024

Collins

*carried by Irish genes* so says the WHO (World Health Organization).

Primary data: Google.com

Valasi-Joe Collins: I heard that Collins' first language is English
Joseph Junior Collins: I heard that Josephine is for freaks, *laugh*
Valasi-Joe Collins: *negative* / Negatory!

by brown7doll_swag December 21, 2023

collingliz

A kind and precious human being

collingliz is so precious and cool

by Doogan May 2, 2024

Collinry

Absurd and often flabbergasting behavior and/or excuses. Often used to get out of having to work. Mainly used by those named Collin.

Boss: Why aren’t you at work today

Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.

Boss: So you’re not coming in

Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO

Boss: This is pure Collinry

by Brockedom September 8, 2025