Collinry

Absurd and often flabbergasting behavior and/or excuses. Often used to get out of having to work. Mainly used by those named Collin.

Boss: Why aren’t you at work today

Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.

Boss: So you’re not coming in

Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO

Boss: This is pure Collinry