Mexican Onion

A body odor so foul it makes the phlegm peel from that back of your throat. Someone who doesnt shower for two weeks in August.

That dude driving the rusted out fish head covered 1980 chevy malibu smells like a Mexican Onion!

Mexican Onion by C Yaz Kicks Jeters butt in March 24, 2011

Mexican Train Wreck 

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..

Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk

Mexican Train Wreck by 77quadcam April 21, 2011

Mexican Coupons 

Food Stamps, especially the older 'paper stamp' kind, as opposed to the new credit card type.

My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.

Mexican Coupons by Brett T. May 12, 2007

Mexican Tornado 

A Mexican Tornado is when you're screwing a girl from behind, then pull out, ejaculate into her hair, and push her down the stairs. The twirling motion of her hair with your jiz in it while she's tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a Mexican Tornado.

"How did Maria die?"


"Well she experienced one too many Mexican Tornados."

Mexican Tornado by DoctorVahnFaustus October 24, 2008

mexican touchdown 

A sexual act utilizing any variety of Taco Bell hot sauce as lubricant. Most often used when referring to anal sex.

Johnny's girlfriend was entirely turned off of anal sex after he scored a Mexican Touchdown.

mexican touchdown by evanave November 14, 2013

mexican lettuce

A word that some ppl think is cool to use for marijuana (aka weed, blunts, doobies, etc...)

"Hey give me a hit of that mexican lettuce"

mexican lettuce by Angel_guryl08 October 12, 2006

Mexican Hat Dance 

An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!

Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!

Mexican Hat Dance by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008