fappout

Fap, as in jerk off, and fall asleep.

Hey Joey, I'm pretty tired. I think imma go home and fappout, cya tomorrow

by Onlogn sorter February 8, 2015

Fapex

When you fap over your ex girlfriend

"Today will be my last fapex before I decide to forget about her!"

by Banterman69 March 4, 2015

fapula

When one jerks off with a spatula.

Person 1: Hey bro have you had a fapula yet?
Person 2: Gross dude i'm not spongebob.

by mmjkx March 29, 2015

faping rast

when u cant talk and accidentally sound like a chronic masterbator

slurred speech masterbation talking and saying faping rast fast masterbater

by Mr, Horney April 6, 2015

Fapnesia

You don't have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.

"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia

by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014

Fapergucci

Fapergucci is a word that includes
-Fabulous

-Perfect

-Gucci
All three of these words means that something good or is on point and/or needs to be on point.

Me:"Our poofs for Summit need to be fapergucci"
Freind: "yaas"

by QueenKoala April 23, 2015

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016