ESHAY BRUH

e s h a y b r a a a a

ESHAY: ugh Im SO SO SOOOOOOOOo cool
kid: ummmmm...... hello sir u ok-
ESHAY: DONT TALK TO ME NERD
kid: oh, I know who u are, your peppa pi-
random person: ESHAY BRUH
other person: ESHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Good person: no wonder the kid is smarter than u.

by Kawaii Kitty May 30, 2021

self esteem row

When you walk in front of a labor-to-work place, salvation army, bus station, or any other area where welfare recipients congregate and feel a little bit better about yourself due to the high concentration of scumbags.

I was feeling pretty bad that I lost my job until I walked down self esteem row. Now I feel a little better about myself because those people have PROBLEMS.

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006

bullshit essay

When your college term paper is due in less than an hour and you just decide to shit out whatever words come to mind first into a Word document and hope to get a decent grade.

Melania Trump wrote a bullshit essay to cover for her speech at the RNC 2016.

by TheWhiteBowser July 20, 2016

Polish Escape Room

A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.

Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.

by Sunblazer5 January 5, 2019

Boomer-esque

Something which is tailor-made for boomers, such as television or other media. Millennials typically look down on these.

"Dude, I want to watch TV but it's just Boomer-esque shows, like Antique Roadshow."

by oven27 November 30, 2019

ESPNEWS

Its when Espn and cnn combine. Its a live(except afterhours) sports channel giving highlights and updates on current sports storys. its like Sportscenter but 24/7

I turned on espn so i could see highlights of how the yankees got beatdown but bowling was on so i went to espnews

by Aaron8907 April 22, 2005

Escoop Velocity

The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.

by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007