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Argumentum a Verbo Carpe

From Latin: Argument from misspelling of word

Dismissing an argument or statement on the grounds that a word or more is spelt incorrectly instead of the argument presented itself. A subsection of the Red Herring and Ad Hominem fallacies
Person A comment: According to the link you oosted, this doesn't support anything you say.
Person B Comment: Seriously it's posted, learn how to spell.
Person A Comment: Argumentum a Verbo Carpe. Instead of focusing on my typo, try to address my point.
by mariojuggernaut February 1, 2019
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Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage
(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed
by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019
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Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.
by Solemnityy December 29, 2019
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queen of the carpet

A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair
by Bill band big stand July 13, 2020
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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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Cut the carpet

To die, in a similar vain as 'pop your clogs' etc
by Fadomonster3 January 30, 2021
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Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.
Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.
by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021
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