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anal society 

Individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family's life. Nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the Inspector Senior (usually the patriarch). Nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. There is always one specific method that any work can be done, weather it is sweeping the floor, or washing a car, and unless you adhere to the Inspector Seniors instructions, you are in trouble. These people are members of the Anal Society. They are most often accountants and architects.
The day after we moved in our new house, my mother and I began hanging pictures on the walls, and when my father got home from the hardware store he made us take them all down. He then made us take graft paper and plot all locations using a protractor and then we had to use anchor screws even though we had sheetrock walls and nothing weighed more than ten pounds. Dad is president of the Anal Society.
anal society by bullet88 May 26, 2009
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Anal Plate 

A plate that when inserted into the rectal cavity, helps stretch out the sphincteral muscle.
I was practicing with my anal plate yesterday, and unfortunately Frank walked in on me!
Anal Plate by Circle Jerker December 3, 2004
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anal treat 

A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and tasty.
When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.
anal treat by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

Anal Job 

A·nal ,adjective
1. Of, relating to, or near the anus.The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
J·ob,noun
1.A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession
2.A specific piece of work to be done for a set fee: an expensive repair job.
The object to be worked on.
A·nal J·ob , noun
1.A job pretaining to the anus , such oral sex involving the anus.
2.piece of work involving the anus for a set or sexual favors.

"You know i'll give you an anal job or my specialty..........The blow job"
Anal Job by M.Jenkins August 3, 2006

anal flap 

A small flap of skin that hangs down over the anus caused from too much anal sex.
Man that girl got it soo bad last night that she's sportin' and anal flap.
anal flap by teknotronikgrrl420 November 26, 2007

anal pwnage 

the act of putting your penis in another MANS anus

as done very often by barack obama
anal pwnage is shown in the picture below
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When a woman has eyes so deep and transparent, they scream ‘I want Anal.’
Look at that slut over there she just looked at me with anal eyes. She definitely wants anal.
Anal Eyes by Rory Brock January 31, 2018