wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

wet noodle treatment by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Baby seal treatment 

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

Baby seal treatment by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

The Disney treatment 

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.

The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.

The Disney treatment by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017

four wall treatment 

Analogous to a 'tune up.' Typically performed one-on-one, behind closed doors, in a private office/room.

Recruit #1: "How the hell did Jones break his beak like that? Is it true that he got the four wall treatment from Rodriguez?"
Recruit #2: "Shit, brah, all I know is that he was gettin' an ass chewin' from Gunny Rodriguez, then I heard him mouth off with something, then it was like 'BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM.' Then the shit got real quiet. So I took off before Gunny four-walled my skinny ass next!"

four wall treatment by Boneyard, Nails June 21, 2018

The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

The Ketchup Treatment by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

The Neo Treatment 

A character who has been missing for 3 or more seasons suddenly comes back

"Oh damn! I thought that character was dead! We haven't seen them since season 2!"
"Looks like they just got the Neo Treatment"

The Neo Treatment by Zenyeeta December 23, 2018

white-carpet treatment 

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.

I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.

white-carpet treatment by QuacksO January 25, 2019