4 definitions by Max's Left Nut

Square Cat

Beyond the dimensions that the naked eye can perceive, this creature was bore from the supple teat of a mountain lion and the gentle caress of sour cabbage.

"engorge my fallis as i enter the square cat"

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019

The Custard Treatment

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.

I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

Restricted Pig

When a little fat boy chokes his little chode with his stumpy little fat boy fingers

Little charlie boy had a restricted pig in his hand

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019