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When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...
"... I think I just sharted..."
Shart by sjonathan July 24, 2009
Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer
shart by RetyTheLlama February 3, 2008

Brain Shart 

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.
Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.
Brain Shart by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007
a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.
Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......
shart by sharty December 17, 2008
Shit and Fart combined to make the word Shart.
In my school some one wrote Dude I Just Shart on the bathroom wall.

And two times in my school I walked into the bathroom and saw Sharted boxers thrown in a corner, the bathroom was later closed off and cleansed.
When You Eat a lot of Taco Bell and Fart and also discover that you shit your pants.
Everybody has Sharted at least once or twice in there lifetime.
Don't lie you have Sharted yourself one time.
People who Shart themselves tend to smell like Aquil
Duded I Just Shart.
Chuck Norris Just Shart Your Pants.
While Kyle Was Jacking Off He Shart His Pants.
Timmy Got Exited About Christmas And Shart Himself.
When Alex Was Having Sex He Shart his pants And His Girlfriend Left Him.
Shart by SpankyMcSpanky October 9, 2009
when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.
dude lets go. wait. what? damn, i just sharted.
shart by blahhhhhhh April 20, 2006