Jesus Super Soaker

It is the Super Soaker. To have one destroys the purpose of Super Soakers in the first place. It is the epitome of Super Soaking. One with a Jesus Super Soaker will automatically win all Super Soaker battles.

Bob: Hey, Nate just got the Jesus Super Soaker.
Jayme: This is gay. Lets go play Pokemon.

Jesus Super Soaker by Jimmz November 12, 2008

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Jesus in Milwaukee!

A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.

"You won the lottery??? Jesus in Milwaukee!"

Jesus in Milwaukee! by Ruby Quest February 1, 2009

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Jesus Christdragon

The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.

Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.

Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...

Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!

Jesus Christdragon by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009

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Jesus Job

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.

The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.

Jesus Job by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009

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Jesus Smackdown

When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.

"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"

"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"

Jesus Smackdown by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009

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Jesus Face

1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.

2)The facade of Christian composure.

I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.

Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.

Jesus Face by angrychick October 2, 2009

Jesus envy

A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.

I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.

Jesus envy by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010

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