You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

twisting my knob

something you say when people keep bugging you

“why you keep twisting my knob?”

by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019

my yellow

The person who makes you the happiest. You feel safe with them and when you are with them they take your mind away from the real world. They are bright, beautiful and loving. They make you lighter too. Your yellow just makes everything feel a little more bearable.

S/he is my yellow <3

by anonymous December 7, 2021

My Bin

only the best thing in the world

My Bin is the best

by big cock brad December 4, 2020

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

cruel my flow

To interrupt someone who is in the middle of saying or doing something.

Hey, don’t cruel my flow - I was singing along to that song before you changed it!

by Wytrabt October 9, 2020