shartgun 

When you have gassy diarrhea and spray a shotgun like pattern of shit all over the toilet walls.

I shartgunned my mom's toilet the other day when I had some bad diarrhea from eating at Pancho's.

shartgun by Ched Daily July 22, 2014

Shart 

Plural: Sharts

When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.

Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!

Person 2: How can you tell?

Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.

Shart by Migh October 1, 2009

Shorts hero 

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

Shorts hero by Greg Monahan December 21, 2007

chewy shorts 

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

chewy shorts by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

shart 

When you fart and shit comes out with it

Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.

shart by rebelwith a cause May 12, 2006

shart 

To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.

1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.

2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.

3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!

shart by I SLEPT WITH NELLY! April 16, 2006

Bicycle Shorts 

When a male gets a boner and his shorts become tight, it appears as if he is wearing a pair of bicycle shorts.

When Jerry saw Linda walk by he was wearing bicycle shorts.

Bicycle Shorts by Whereisgary? June 19, 2008