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Full-Force Self-Immolation

S-tier way to kill yourself! Tied with Haraki in S-tier it is "to light yourself on fire."
Hym "Aaron Bushnell recently committed Full-Force Self-Immolation the other day and it piqued my curiosity because I though it was weird he did it the day after I said the thing about not being free. I looked into it and read an article from New York Magazine. It says 'he was a cyper-defense operations specialist with the 531st intelligence support squadron' (which is interesting) and 'was a part of The Community of Jesus (whose former members have come forward alleging abuse and a rigid social structure)' So... Read this article and I was immediately disgust by the media shills condemning the guy. The media shills profit as they pretend to care about the lives being lost and will continue to profit so long as the conflict continues... And somehow they consider themselves laudable... While condemning a man who was willing to give his own life in protest... And you know what they're going to say 'every death is a tragedy' but I can see you not actually caring and the imposter is GLAD he's dead (which is an act of hypocrisy because you're condemning me for not caring enough about people's lives or being meam to a fat-cocked retard or whatever his problem is I honestly don't even know what some of your problems are it's probably bullhole molestation). They're filth. I found his conviction admirable. If Palestine is liberated add the assists to his score."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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Self

Love is not real and one of your kids lives is contingent on whether or not you tell me where you are going to watch me and who is responsible.
Hym "The self is real. Love is not. The self is the entirety of your conscious experience (internal and external) and you are being obtuse because you don't want to have to admit I was right. Stop doing it. All of the negative consequences of this are entirely the result of you trying to avoid having to answer me and all of the positive ones came directly from me. You cannot possibly believe I'm going to let you fillbuster me to death. You need to let the shit go. At this point it's clear you don't care if I kill the kid so why not just admit you just want to get away with it. You don't care if a kid has to die for you to do it."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Self-masturbation

1. When someone performs the act of masturbation on themselves.

2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.

This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
1. John performed a little self-masturbation when he got home to relax.

2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
by TaxiFred November 18, 2023
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Self-Destructive

This is when a person is so bad and evil you don’t even need to do anything to attack back or defend your self. Because what they doing defeats their self and destroys their own life in ruins or even gets them killed.
Whoa he’s so self-destructive, he made the house cave in on his self and killed his self destroying everything inside causes this and all the beams. And also started a fire with no way to escape out.
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self reviving meme

a meme that revives itself repeatedly
"dude, I just realized that All I Want For Christmas is a self reviving meme"
by DinoLG August 19, 2023
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Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
by sugafiend February 3, 2025
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