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self-goebbel

When one intentionally censors himself, usually in an electronic medium such as facebook, after posting something he knows is inflammatory in nature and is not worth the inevitable trouble that will arise because of it.
Pants typed something in the chat window he knew was unfair and judgemental, and before pressing enter, self-goebbeled himself and deleted the offending sentence.
by Slessy November 7, 2012
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Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
by sugafiend February 3, 2025
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self reviving meme

a meme that revives itself repeatedly
"dude, I just realized that All I Want For Christmas is a self reviving meme"
by DinoLG August 19, 2023
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Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you
I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.
by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020
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Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.
by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021
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Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
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