Null Island

Located at zero longitude and zero latitude (or at 0 degrees north and 0 degrees east) in the South Atlantic Ocean—where the prime meridian meets the equator—where it would be if it actually existed.

Null Island is a mélange of real and imaginary geography, of mathematical certainty, and pure fantasy.

Null Island by Numerati September 29, 2024

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

floating island of garbage by artist6000 October 28, 2024

Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

Floating island of garbage by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

Coney Island steamer

Where a guy defecates on a hotdog and pleasures a girl with it.

Chad: I gave my girl a Coney Island steamer last night

Mike: Seek Christ

Coney Island steamer by Gameboss49 November 25, 2024

Falkland Island Flickergooning 

When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.

Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.

Falkland Island Flickergooning by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024

Road Island 

An offshore province of New England dat had previously been separated from da mainland country and thus only reachable by boat or plane, but now has a vehicle-compatible bridge out to it.

Prince Edward Island is a good example of a "road island" in dat it used to be accessed mostly by car-ferries, but a bridge connecting it to Nova Scotia was eventually constructed.

Road Island by QuacksO December 17, 2024

Rhode Island kitty boba 

To pop the clitoris with a needle and suck out the blood

She said she was into some weird shot so I gave her the ol’ Rhode Island kitty boba

Rhode Island kitty boba by Ghostless December 27, 2024