Falkland Island Flickergooning

When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.

Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.

by BLVCKKYE December 05, 2024

flickergooning

Flicking your dick on a table

Flickergooning is better than edgemaxxing

by The Flickergoon June 08, 2024

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when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely

“yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”

by grooblinka May 26, 2024

Jamaican Flickergoon

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.

Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass

by BLVCKKYE December 05, 2024

flickergoon

gooning while flickering your meat

stop flickergooning son

by BigDaddyDicc December 16, 2024

flickergooning

Flicking your dick against something to edge

I was flickergooning last night, it was way better than goonmaxing

by The Flickergoon June 08, 2024

Flickergooning

A sexual and ritualistic tradition past down by smurfs where the user masturbates as fast as possible while flicking their dick. Upon ejaculation the cum will shoot out like a catapult and after this is completed 6 times the user must back up 600 yards and cum once more while flicking your dick as hard as possible to fire that cum for miles.

"My ex cheated on me so I started flickergooning in her home's direction to teach her a lesson"

by The Big Gooner June 05, 2024