Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.
My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.
by LingDanc803 March 04, 2023
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Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.
Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"
by RetardedGenius420 September 15, 2022
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tha math

top notch, if something such as lasagne or alannah is above the average.
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basshunter and phil and ally, tha math
sasannachs, not tha math
but this lasagne alannah and phil cunningham made, tha math
by thamath January 22, 2014
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Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.
As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.
by Redart098 August 31, 2022
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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
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Math Hangover

A feeling of nausea, fatigue, and general awfulness experienced after attempting a difficult math problem.
"Man, that algebra homework last night was SO HARD!"

"Yeah bro, it gave me a Math Hangover. I've had 5 cups of coffee this morning and I woke up with a calculator taped to my forehead."
by TheMedicareMathlete July 21, 2016
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Math delicious

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them
No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!
by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024
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