monkey nuts 

big round particularly hairy testicals

Ron Jeremy has some serious monkey nuts.

monkey nuts by Lingus April 22, 2003

monkey-love 

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

monkey-love by jim May 7, 2005

monkey meat

Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).

It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.

Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.

monkey meat by scodder May 1, 2010

monkey balls 

Describing how cold it is. Really cold.

Man, its cold as monkey balls outside

monkey balls by Scarface February 9, 2005

monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

monkey grip by Soup April 3, 2003

Monkey Boner 

Used to define someone acting like a retard

Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner

Monkey Boner by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

Monkey Slap 

While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.

How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.

Monkey Slap by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009