John McEnroe 

A drink concocted with 2 shots of Bacardi 151, 3 shots of Evan Williams Bourbon, and Cherry/Regular Coke. Drink while watching tennis

We drank John McEnroes while watching tennis.

John McEnroe by tennisdrinker April 3, 2010

John Drake's Law

(n) The internet rule that as a Rock Band argument gets more heated, it becomes more likely that somebody will bring up Muse. When such an event occurs, the person who brought up the band name has effectively forfeited the argument as well as his DLC request

"im sick off all this metal CRAP........when are they gonna release MUSE?"

"John Drake's Law, Trent"

John Drake's Law by HeyRiles October 4, 2011

John Adams 

Under rated and under appreciated near great president between George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Adams was an honest and brillant president who established the American Navy and resisted attempts by partisians to push the young Republic into an unnecessary war. Putting integrity over politics, Adams kept many of the previous administrations appointments to the cabinet and other government offices. This proved to be a mistake as many of these officials mainted their loyality to Alexander Hamiltion and worked to undermine the Adams administration from with in. When Jefferson defeated Adams, in the election of 1800, it marked a peaceful transition of power. Something unheard of in most of the world at the time.

In recent years, historians have revised their view of John Adams.

John Adams by coloneljackmustard February 15, 2013

John Hinckley

A mad man, who tried to impres Jodie Foster by shooting the president Ronald Reagan

John Hinckley the man who tried to kill Reagan too bad he missed

John Hinckley by damnfly February 13, 2009

John Mouton

The biggest faggot you will ever meet in your lifetime. Thinks he is a bad ass cowboy, and all the girls want him. He is really just a no good disgusting fugly hick. Also obsessed with swimming. He thinks he is the shit.

Did you see that douche bag John Mouton today?

John Mouton by yeahbuddy321 November 29, 2009

John Marshall Elementary 

The most hood school there ever was. Located in Wausau, Wisconsin JM plays host to the most vicious games of tackle football east of the Mississippi. World renowned for the tremendous amount of gangsta ass G's it produces. If you went to John Marshall Elementary you know what's up.

teacher: Welcome to middle school! What school do you come from?
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!

John Marshall Elementary by Three sheets to the wind March 14, 2010

John Elway

The son of god sent to denver to lead us to the promised land

The Rocky Mountain Messiah

John Elway by The Guz February 13, 2004