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Shit

Everyone knows it means poop,but you can say it when you're angry
Oh let me shit
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Polished shit

Wealthy or rich snobs who are otherwise unattractive, dirty, whorse-man whores, doesn't shower, bitches-dicks, think they are so much better but in all reality wouldn't last a day in the real world bc they are stuck up bitchs whom live off of their families wealth but no one actually likes them but acts like they do because well they are rich but very ugly and dirty and well nasty
Katelyn weigen and all of her friends and associates are a bunch of polished shit!
by Apparent "dirtball"-_- July 28, 2016
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022
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Shit locked down

by Ryan3000 January 26, 2018
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The Hut Shit

It’s when someone takes a shit behind someone’s hut and thinks he’s such hot shit that he blames it on someone else, then volunteers to clean it up to make them look like hot shit again
Brent was definitely the one who did The Hut Shit cause he tried to blame Tim then act like hot shit by cleaning it up.
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN January 4, 2024
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Insulted little piece of shit

When someone pulls your pants down and then you act like a bitch.
Jo: * pulls pants down *
Jerome: Ouuuuu ween wuar dat?
Guilherme: hahaahahahaha heen ass een Insulted little piece of shit
by Peugeot driver March 25, 2024
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