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Foreskin Salad 

A salad compsed primarily of foreskins, be they human or other.
I fed your mother my foreskin salad tuesday night.

Last night Steve's mom totally got in on some foreskin salad.

I've never whitnessed, nor do I intend to ever come near a foreskin salad.
Foreskin Salad by King_Crimson June 22, 2008

Sumter salad toss 

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.
Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss

Toss salad Please

A phrase used to when a toss salad is given with ranch dressing or syrup
When Timmy said "Toss salad please" Bobby got out the ranch dressing and went to work
Toss salad Please by Tinna October 23, 2005

taco salad 

Vegan pussy.
"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."
taco salad by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

word salad

A reply from American centrists and centre leftists (i.e. liberals) when a comment is more than one sentence, especially when the subject matter doesn't turn on their Trump hazing instincts. The very cue of "word salad" is an immediate indication that they are intimidated by reading anything past a headline, hence why they ask leftists and conservatives to "do their research."

This word would not have been invented at all if they read Joe Biden's campaign platform that explicitly rejects Medicare for All; or how Kamala Harris incarcerated more black people than Trump did; or that the "Afghan Papers" that compiled 20 years of data that reveals all administrations lied and more lives and money are laid to waste.

With great power comes great responsibility, and staying informed on the issues is a responsibility of the democratic citizen, ergo they are empowered by it. The very act of demanding someone to read things for them is self-exempting and disempowering. Furthermore, when they select bureaucratic technicalities over populist issues, it allows atrocity and injustice to persevere. The second danger of labelling things "word salads" is that it ridicules and insult to the introduction of new or re-emerging words to adapt to changing realities; it's anti-intellectual to the core!
Leftist: All administrations know Afghanistan will be the graveyard of the U.S. empire. As too in Korea where the U.S.' traumatizing scars from the Korean War are starting to heal to make the reunification of the peninsula possible

Liberal: What is this "word salad?"
word salad by Ecadel February 21, 2021

wilted salad 

Getting your salad tossed after a coffee shits and a work out.
After Corey had a dirty wipe and a hard workout the random barfly tossed her wilted salad.
wilted salad by Nash24 November 11, 2007