i want die 

a moment in time where you feel so fucking sad that you want die

Tyler: so the creator of spongebob died
Joseph: I want die

i want die by bonesmacktheteeth November 30, 2018

I'm okay 

What you say when someone asks you how you're feeling to mask the fact that you're dying inside.

Friend: How are you?
You: I'm okay. *dying inside*

I'm okay by unworthiness February 7, 2019

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT 

Having the urge to either put testicles or small rubber balls into something

"WHOSE GOT SOMTHING FOR ME"
"I DO"
"WHAT IS IT"
"BABA GANOUSH"
"I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT"

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT by snare23 July 15, 2009

i love you 3000 

;spoilers;

an emotional, tear jerking line used by tony stark's daughter, morgan stark to tony. which was later used in tony's hologram.

marvel gotta stop making us cry tbh like woah

morgan : 'i love you 3000'

i love you 3000 by stopmakingmecry-ily3000 May 6, 2019

i hate myself 

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

i hate myself by jayquan. April 22, 2021

I'm Straight 

An informal way to refuse a kindly offer of a minor thing.

"Would you like matches?"
"Na I'm straight, I got a lighter."

I'm Straight by Steven Leonardo Clifford February 24, 2008

i'm crying 

1. Used as a response to something extraordinarily ridiculous and/or funny NOTE: most people are not actually crying when sending this

2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case

1. Person One: "lol check out this gif I made of Phil and Dan"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"

2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"

i'm crying by Carvictory95 June 9, 2016