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monkey on a unicycle

A monkey *ahem* on a 1 wheeled bike.
im a monkey on a unicycle yeah!!!
Kiss my ass!
oooo eeeee oooo aaaa

monkey president 

Our STUPID ASS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH. he is a texan monkey that needs to kill himself.

bye.
BTM(big texan monkey): OO AAAA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL

im gonna kill myself now

bye.

(big monkey president died)

PARTYY TIMEE!!!

monkey face 

A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.
He described how he had given her a 'jam-rolling', but the guys new it was clearly another monkey face
monkey face by Jon Locke September 10, 2008

Monkey Girl 

1. From the Root word monkeyA rare female monkey that lives in the trees of urban areas.

A:Typically will make you laugh your head off if you start a conversation with her.

3. A Carnival Queen currently married to the Snake Man one tent over in most carnivals.
I don't know how I have lived with out knowing Monkey Girl.

I feel the Monkey Girl inside of me calling me to go climb a tree!
Monkey Girl by Monkey Girl February 17, 2005

Monkey Fist 

A villain from the disney channel cartoon, "Kim Possible". It is also a term used to call or describe someone with features much similar to those of a monkey.

Also interchangeable with "Gorilla face"
"Dude, look at monkey fist over there!"

"Holy shit man; I thought that was someone's pet."
Monkey Fist by ssayarath April 18, 2010

monkey ball bullshit 

something thats really messed up or gruesome,or unfair
man i got fired today and my rents due, this is some monkey ball bullshit !