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puttcuck 

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.
Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.
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Vladimir Puto 

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!
Vladimir Puto by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022
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Pronounced: "Huylo" xʊj'lo

Sitting Russian Tsar.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.
Putin by Madman Defarge October 23, 2014

Putin's Bitch 

Donald Trump
The Helsinki Press Conference was held by Putin's Bitch.
Putin's Bitch by UtraMike5000 July 16, 2018

Slutty Putty 

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them
Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty
Slutty Putty by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

Putt fuck 

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend
All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck
Putt fuck by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010

Putin's Bitch 

Donald Trump
Donald Trump is Putin's Bitch.