penis-crust

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex

"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"

by 4 Points October 15, 2009

penis cannon

Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.

Enemies sighted! Prepare to fire the penis cannon!

by slopeeps November 16, 2010

penis whisperer

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.

That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.

by poonyd February 17, 2015

Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

by friendmandude May 27, 2019

penis mcflurry

When you stick your cock in a McDonalds Ice cream cone and cum into it, then feed it to your girlfriend

Honey, that penis mcflurry was so good last night!

by peniledistressman June 18, 2018

penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.

Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.

by Hammer of Jesus October 6, 2013

penis surprise

It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.

"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"

by Jon, Kev and Sean September 16, 2008