dick eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man
2. Copying off of someone
3. Joining in an conversion without being wanted
4. Being unnecessary in a situatio

This guy was dick eating off my swagger.

by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart January 24, 2014

Dick Twins

When, in your group of friends, there are two friends who believe they are closer than anybody else and will continually ignore or make fun of everybody else because they are so "close" and have SO many inside jokes to share with each other. This quality makes them act and seem like dicks. Their friends that have been isolated sometimes question whether or not these two friends are actually dating because they appear to be so "close".

Person 1:"Hey, are the Dick Twins coming over tonight?"
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."

Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."

by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010

Dick Cheney

The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.

by Paresthesia April 10, 2006

Dick cheeseburger

Any radio station program director who changes a rock station to easy listening.

You guy's must think i'm a real dick cheeseburger.

by slmdawg February 27, 2011

Dick Bat

A bat is known for constantly looking for fresh blood to suck. A 'Dick Bat' is a person (mostly women) who looks for fresh cock to suck.

Basically a cock sucker.

Person A: "Why does Kayla always stay after the game?"
Person B: "homie she be dick bating the whole team"
Person A: "Wow, a straight dick bat!"

Person A: "dude yesterday i was over at kyles house and his mom gave me the best oral sex!"
Person B: "Yea, last time i was over there i got my dick sucked too. Kyles mom is a total dick bat"

by DickBatKayla November 16, 2010

dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya

by jmae8313 March 28, 2005

dick someone over

to treat unfairly. usually used when referring to the actions of a man who does not demonstrate good intentions towards a dating interest.

"he needs to come clean to all the girls he's dating...he's going to dick someone over."

"why are you so wishy-washy about our relationship? please don't dick me over."

by ABan July 5, 2007