Clockin'

Puttin' in work. Slang for punching in to a job on a time clock. Which, for clockers who be clockin', is always illegal work...

"Hey Gregory, you clockin' " "No, my white Nubian, no sales today." "It's a Clocker's holiday..." clock clocker

by bloodonion September 29, 2017

Clockophile

A woman who is obsessed with clocks

Wow That woman is a serious clockophile

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

Clockblocked

Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked

"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"

by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017

clock warrior

if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.

Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.

by The Feelgoods May 2, 2018

clock

take something that isn’t rightfully yours

“i ain’t tryna clock your sweatshirt, okay?”

by comebackqueen January 29, 2018

Chockslip

Someone who uses bars of chocolate to pleasure themselves through the anal cavity or the vaginal hole.

I walked in and she was using a Aldi’s own kitkat to do herself, man she’s such a chockslip, it was kind of a turn on so I joined in and now she can’t get it out.

by Slapstickcoffe February 15, 2018

clocketh the house

It means "look at this/that"

I got a new Jeffree Star pallete, clocketh the house, girl!

by Mon IRL February 21, 2018