crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

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crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

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crotchdité

An appetizer before the BJ, a combination of crotch and crudité.

Rishy: You let him dip his balls in your mouth like it was a bird bath?

Aietzhunn: It was just a crotchdité, not the main course. An amuse bouche, if you will.

by Rishysan April 21, 2009

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crotch bucket

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

by millamic June 12, 2009

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crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

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