carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023

carphy

Rare and unique Pearl found in Haiti.

Carphy is a unique Pearl.

by C. Mathurin June 19, 2023

Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Carpomangulation

Repeatedly running back & forth over something with your vacuum cleaner (such as a piece of string, etc...) that your vacuum will not pick up.
Mangling your carpet by repeatedly going back & forth in one spot to vacuum up a small piece of something that won't vacuum up!

I ruined my carpet by carpomangulation! Damned feather wouldn't vacuum up, now there's a bare spot!

by Lalalee19 August 3, 2023

Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.

"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"

by BlazinBananas August 13, 2023

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023