Carpomangulation

Repeatedly running back & forth over something with your vacuum cleaner (such as a piece of string, etc...) that your vacuum will not pick up.
Mangling your carpet by repeatedly going back & forth in one spot to vacuum up a small piece of something that won't vacuum up!

I ruined my carpet by carpomangulation! Damned feather wouldn't vacuum up, now there's a bare spot!

Carpomangulation by Lalalee19 August 3, 2023

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026