Definitions by Screech16

carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out

timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you