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closet whore 

a closter whore is a male or female who sleeps around with members of the same sex, yet denies they are homosexual when asked by a person who they've slept with. it's a person who is in the clost yet sleeps around with the same sex.
man: We should go out some time, seeing as we just had sex and all.

closet whore: nah, im not gay.
closet whore by chealih June 27, 2015

shoebox in the closet 

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah
"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

Closet Nazi 

see Closet Fascist
That Kilroy-Silk has turned out to be a right closet nazi has't he?
Closet Nazi by Adolf June 22, 2004
A bitch, a slut and a whore has nothing on a cloge...

The term cloge can be used as a noun, verb or an adjective, and is pretty much interchangeable with the word f*ck.

The noun refers to both men and women and is regarded as highly offensive.
"You dumb cloge."

"That's the clogiest thing I've ever heard."

"My birthday party was cloging epic!"
Cloge by nharmila sair August 30, 2012
Some pedophiliac fuck in MSN Chat who gets off on 12 year old's camel toes. Real name is Steve. AVOID STEVE AT ALL COSTS!! EXPOSURE WILL RESULT IN CHAT HERPES.
The cloner has no car, job, house, credit card, or brain of his own & he leeches off other people.
cloner by JizzleMyNizzle August 5, 2004

Ghost in the closet 

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up
"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"