bark at the moon 

gaping a girl ass as to fasten inside a flashlight, that will illuminate her ass to look like that of the moon, then you and your friends bark at her in her shame

mark: that whore last night totally let us bark at the moon
blu: no way

mark:yup and she wouldn't give back my flashlight

bark at the moon by mark springs October 7, 2011

Bad Moon Rising 

When you are mooning someone and then do a liquid fart.

Scott: Ariel what happened to your white sweater?
Ariel: Man, Jimbo did a bad moon rising to me before I could stop him yo'.

Bad Moon Rising by SkatManDo December 13, 2010

New Moon 

A major disappointment in the Twilight series. The second installment out of the current four. Written by the brilliant Stephenie Meyer.

It was by far the pointless need by Stephenie Meyer to express Bella's unnatural love for Edward. Readers were engrossed by the intense love between Bella and Edward, only to be let down by his total absence in New Moon.

However, very insightful to other characters in the plot and the overall true introduction of Jacob Black, the most kick ass character in the novel. Who gives the series the depth it was lacking in Twilight.

Example #1: Twilight was awesome, but New Moon was boring as fuck!

Example #2: New Moon was only bearable because of Jacob Black.

Example #3: "God, i cant wait to finish New Moon so i can get to Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.

Example #4: If Stephenie Meyer decides to continue with the Twilight series, i hope the fifth books isn't as depressing as New Moon.

New Moon by TrinityLife October 29, 2008

shoot the moon 

verb, intransitive: during intercourse to withdraw at climax and ejaculate across her bare buttocks as is commonly done in x-rated films.

So did you cum inside her? No man, she wanted me to shoot the moon.

shoot the moon by shoots-the-moon September 6, 2010

shoot the moon 

to have anal sex

I heard Lorena finally let Andrew shoot the moon

Damn what a lucky guy

shoot the moon by The Moon Prof. December 5, 2009

Russian Moon 

When you work with a super hot Russian with a great ass, and she makes sure to bend over real nice and show the lovely heart shape of her Russian Moon rising over the Russian poon.

The other day I turned around and saw the Russian Moon with a g-sting running up the middle. I was moonstruck, umm,umm,good...

Russian Moon by John-John the Madman April 16, 2009

shoot the moon 

When your paranoid ass thinks Five-Oh got your crib under heavy Surveillance, usually signified by some shady Danza type work-van parked outside on the street for too long.

For example: Yo, Eric, looks like we got Shoot the Moon peepin’ the joint, hide the Merch….

Like that part in UP In Smoke when the pig cop yells "Shoot The Moon" out of the fly of the spy laundry vehicle.

shoot the moon by Jimmy Dissenti September 16, 2007