after-hours workplace food heists 

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

after-hours workplace food heists by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Worksona 

Your persona at work, the way you portray yourself in the workplace.

“My worksona is cis. She loves people. She loves Christ and capitalism. Her third eye is closed and ready for work.

Worksona by streamzombiebyday6 May 24, 2020

sandwich making workshop 

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.

Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?

sandwich making workshop by women_make_them_men_eat_them April 20, 2010

that's SO working for you 

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.

When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”

that's SO working for you by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011

Working as Intended 

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

Working as Intended by LordSothe September 18, 2009

Workmode

The intense, irritable state of mind one enters while occupied with a task, usually leading to an unpleasant reaction when interrupted.

Honey, darling, light of my life, I can't talk about the stupid birthday party you're throwing for me, I'm currently in workmode.

Workmode by guacamole face March 4, 2017

workplace brownout 

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.

Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!

workplace brownout by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020