Chungus S.T.D’s

Ch-u-gn-us S-t-d-s

A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand

Liam: bro why do I got dots on my hand
Chungus: hehe looks like you got Chungus S.T.D’s

by Big Chungus 2212 November 5, 2019

Y’all can’t behave

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because people “break the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.

This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.

by what’sapseudonym July 1, 2021

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

Throw cake in't pond

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009

can't have a shit in detroit

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious

Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

by anonymous September 14, 2021

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

by Al Gebra January 5, 2010