Mountainisism (n.): an idealistic way of life where the inhabitants rely on the stability of a mountain and own a shit load of bernese mountain dogs and snowboards
Common people of mountainisism are often marked by French braided hair, snow gear, and cheap beer (preferably PBR)
Common people of mountainisism are often marked by French braided hair, snow gear, and cheap beer (preferably PBR)
I am going to move to Colorado, not tell anyone my exact location, and practice a life of total mountainisism.
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It actually sucks. You might as well be kept hostage by the Taliban. Some days you can see Satan himself in the halls.
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Get the Mountainville Academy mug.A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.
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Get the Mountains mug.The unsolicited explanation of something in the mountains, in an overconfident manner, regarded as condescending, patronizing and often inaccurate.
Plus a total disregard and unwillingness to accept the other persons prior knowledge or unique experience of interrelated fields.
Plus a total disregard and unwillingness to accept the other persons prior knowledge or unique experience of interrelated fields.
"Are you mountainsplaining me? You may have lived in the mountains longer than me, but that doesn't mean you have to mountainsplain everything to me!"
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Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.
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Get the Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt mug.Some people make it their life's mission to move them. Does Lindsay or Jasper riding in to town on a high horse cause most people to start looking over their shoulders, or do they say Oh, that's just Lindsay or Jasper riding in?
It turned out the one saying he/she could move mountains wasn't really someone of unlimited power and toughness, his name was Jasper, and her name was Lindsay. They lived next door to you as kids.
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