Dildofish

Someone who you don't like, or is annoying; an interjection to yell during a dying conversation to stir it up.

God, your such a fucking dildofish!

person 1: So
person 2: So...
person 3: Um...
person 4: Dildofish!
person 1: you guys wanna go to pita pit?
people 2&3: hell yeah!

by Jpierre March 23, 2009

Didoism

the act of commiting suicide by a girl or woman when she is jilted by her lover.

When she was abandoned by her beau, she resorted to Didoism.

by uttam maharjan December 21, 2010

dildoslapper

A Doosh, whackamo-er or a burns

Burns your such a dildoslapper

by Mike Hunt April 2, 2004

dildette

a bulbous phallic figure, commonly known as a dildo... usually covered in a french maid costume

My wife was away for the weekend, so i resorted to the dildette.

by Steve mcQueen August 31, 2003

dildomcjerkin

The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.

*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin

by Andeh Fizzle February 8, 2008

dildolove

A phrase which describes a man who enjoys taking his mother's dildo out of her sock draw and inserting it into his anal cavity.

Tim I heard you had a bit of dildolove last night!

by Jameslovesbaconandeggs May 5, 2008

Dildodore

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.

"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."

by suq madiq August 5, 2009