dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to

Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...

by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

dickahol

Dickahol is a liquor that when consumed will instantly make you disgustingly annoying and promply a "dick". 2, A woman addicted to men named dick.

your friend is being a douche, "Dude, you been drinking dickahol?". "he is a dickaholic. "How many bottles of dick did you drink?"

by Ethanfair1 January 4, 2012

Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012

dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012