Paperflick

Newspaper Cartoon
Comic Strip

Yo, today's paperflick was hilarious. Garfield is the man!

by Lilheavyweight July 6, 2011

Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.

Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!

by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011

Paper Tolle

A person who is excessively clean when sober or buzzed as well as particularly skilled at maintaining other people in a drunken state to a certain point. A Paper Tolle is subject to losing control of his or her alcohol and becoming messy (particularly vomiting or breaking things) at any given moment.
*Paper Tolles do not believe in moderation; they just go until they can't handle anymore alcohol.
*Paper Tolles are excellent at pulling themselves out of "sticky situations" until they get to cocky.

"Dude i swear he just cleaned that carpet, why is there puke and glass all over it?"
"They said he was fine, then he just smashed a bottle over his head and puked screaming 'I'm a Toys R Us kid!'... Being a real Paper Tolle up in here."

"A 30 rack and a Paper Tolle is like giving a kid a sucker; one that slowly makes him want to break everything he sees because he 'can't stop won't stop' "

by therealmcgangbang October 20, 2011

Papered

"Getting Papered".

When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.

*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*

Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".

Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"

Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"

by Nullkid November 8, 2011

Paper'd up

to smoke weed or spice out of a joint to be high off smoking a joint

wiz khalifa - paper'd up

by smoke a joint wit meeee August 2, 2012

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 4, 2013

pamperfuck

1) To use your wealth to extravagantly spoil your closest friends and family without reciprocation.

2) to perform anal while the adult recipient is wearing Pampers.

1) "After receiving my grandfather's inheritance, I decided to pamperfuck all of my friends with custom Rolexes."

2) "Hey beb! If we're doing anal tonight you're going to have to pamperfuck me"

"Why beb?"

"Because I just got new white sheets."

by sanchen November 4, 2013