clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

Clocklove

When two males lay next to one another with their penis pointing different directions - similar to clock hands, prior to engaging in sexual act.

Jose was laying there with another man and when I walked in, it was a total clocklove

by Mortimer_Guy February 7, 2017

clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.

Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.

by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017

ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

Clocked

The person or thing is super cool.

Dang lena your outfit is clocked

by Unknowner99 August 20, 2017

Clockin'

Puttin' in work. Slang for punching in to a job on a time clock. Which, for clockers who be clockin', is always illegal work...

"Hey Gregory, you clockin' " "No, my white Nubian, no sales today." "It's a Clocker's holiday..." clock clocker

by bloodonion September 29, 2017

clock warrior

if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.

Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.

by The Feelgoods May 2, 2018