Carpetense

Carpet but old english

"thou shalt vacuum thy carpetense

by fuckyfuckylee January 1, 2023

Carpenpus

This means when you miss a certain person that had a special place in your heart

I carpenpus my mother

by anonymous January 12, 2023

carpet

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.

Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)

by pistol mike January 22, 2023

Carpethead

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

carpet grin

When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.

"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"

by LordOftheTacos February 20, 2023

Carpeyolo

Carpeyolo means carpeyolo. This is a saying used by many celebrities

Fan:I love *celebrity*
Celebrity:Carpeyolo

by SokSokSop February 27, 2023

CarParkMark

Hottest drummer in the world but is incapable of jogging due to the the ice cubes that keep falling out of his glass and is weirdly into goats.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I'm just really into CarParkMark.

by fart patrol March 1, 2023