Carpeyolo

Carpeyolo means carpeyolo. This is a saying used by many celebrities

Fan:I love *celebrity*
Celebrity:Carpeyolo

by SokSokSop February 27, 2023

carpe yolo

seize the yolo

"Jessica, stop trying to make carpe yolo happen. Its not going to happen."

by ,jabcshgefwKH June 4, 2014

carpetblogger

A blogger who writes about a geographic region or subject matter he/she is not familiar with in order to gain notoriety, financial gain, or increased internet traffic.

This New York carpetblogger was bragging about how he and his peeps are going to come down to New Orleans and tell the true story of Katrina, what a douche.

by Dambala December 17, 2009

Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

by patshure May 25, 2015

Coreyology

Coreyism, defined as the religion of worshiping, studying, cataloging, and spreading the word of the great Corey The Savior, as in the holy book of knowledge known as the Corible.

“I read the Corible, and now I’m starting to think that I believe in Coreyism!”

“Wow, Coreyology is amazing! This makes my passionate work so dedicated!”

by Ganzir July 1, 2021

Coreyology

The religious practice of worshiping and academically studying the works of Corey under the practice of Coreyism, or spreading the word of said religion. The official holy book is the Corible: Standard Times. They represent their God as Corey The Savior, saving humanity and rebirthing the race as a diverse species to rule Earth. As stated in the Corible, Corey is a god-like figure that helps others and spreads the goodness of “heaven” to his followers.

“Coreyology is one of the many religions starting to become popular!”

“Wow, did you hear that John believes in Coreyism? It’s such a cool thought!”

by Ganzir July 1, 2021

Carpoolo

A male or female co-worker that asks you to carpool every day, yet does not own a car of their own. They continue to ask you every day, if you would like to carpool, despite the dictionary definition of carpool: an arrangement between people to make a regular journey in a single vehicle, typically with each person taking turns to drive the others. What they really mean by this is that they need a ride and will not be returning the favor.

Yessica: "Hey Jeff, would you like to carpool today?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"

by BIMPLEDERPSKERP December 12, 2017