tar twat

"Tar twat" is a derogatory term for a woman who smokes cigarettes excessively. Her smoking makes her whole body reek of nicotine, and negatively effects the odor of her vaginal cavity. Kissing her is like kissing an ashtray, and eating her pussy is like licking an ashtray.

1. I really like that woman, but I can't go down on her, because she is such a tar twat.

2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.

tar twat by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Soppy Twat 

Latin: Soppius Twatius.

A male or female of the human species with a very special talent for over the top romantic gestures. Scientists have offered up the theory that the Soppy Twat is a left over from the Regency period, who became locked in a dusty closet over time (or possibly suffocating shit relationship) and has only managed to escape recently and so thus is attempting to make up for lost time by being romantic. Means well but is only suited to being in relationships with other Soppy Twats, possibly of the Closeted Soppy Twat variety (latin: closeted soppius twatius.) Thrives well in lovey dovey relationships. Not well equipped to dealing with one night stands. Have been known to migrate from lesser known areas such as Ipswich, to more metropolitian areas such as Essex to provide more romantic backdrop for shenanigans. Has been known to reduce on lookers to physical vomiting on unveiling of most recent soppy twatted project, i.e life size shrine of girlfriend in bedroom, sprayed with girlfriends perfume for added realism.

Must not be confused with an actual soppy twat, as in a vajayjay which has become wet through sexual arousal, though should this event occur, it would be correct to refer to the person as a Soppy Twatted Soppy Twat.

Soppy Twat: I've had a sky writer write out your full name surrounded by love hearts in the sky.
Girl: But it's only been a month.
Soppy Twat: I know. I love you.
Girl: I love you too.

Famous Soppy Twat projects: The Taj Mahal.

Soppy Twat by Closeted Soppy Twat November 2, 2010

posh twat 

A person of snob like nature with a narrow minded approach to everthing other than material stuff, some body hu is a posh twat is often dislicked and bitched about heavily due to their superior attitude to people they consider lower than them, they are often found in eastern areas of cheashire UK and are most concentrated in areas such as alderly edge and wilmslow. Posh Twats are in many cases the children of people who have worked hard for their money and thus havnt worked a day in their life, but some how have a BMW/auto-motive form of transport of higher value than my 1.2 corsa which i share with my gran!

Posh Twats are a minority, many americans and other members of unfree slave populations beleive (because of their stupidness) that all English people are posh twats, this in fact is itself taking a posh twat attitude and they shoud all roll over and die!!!

that howard guy is such a posh twat, if he sez any thing about my 56k internet connection agen im gona rip out his eyes and skull fuk him

posh twat by mrseano May 23, 2005

frosty twat 

-An elderly persons vag-piece that has not experienced any sexual recreation in an extended period of time
OR
-Often times when women stay out in the cold too long (snowboarding, ice fishing, glacier spotting) icicles develop on their woman parts causing them to have a frosty twat.

Could I please have 3 junior bacon cheese burgers, a coke, a 5-piece nugget and a frosty twat with sprinkles, hold the cherry I dont have all day.

frosty twat by Jali Wilson November 18, 2007

fuck twat 

A complete douche bag idiot. Similar to fucktard

That fuck twat just took the last beer.

fuck twat by Maggie_33 May 30, 2006

tainted twat 

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

tainted twat by paydaddi November 24, 2004

Twitchy twat

A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.

Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.

Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.

Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.

Twitchy twat by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009